what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
