areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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