Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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