piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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