I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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