dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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