one two three fourrrrnication!
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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