Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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