Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize
