So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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