ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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