The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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