Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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I need you to use more vowels.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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