just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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