In the future we'll all be gay
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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