I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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