She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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