this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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