That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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