it was like his penis was on wheels.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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