hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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