oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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