what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I came so hard my ears popped.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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