i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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