You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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