Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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