Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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