As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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