I heard we made out
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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