haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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