I have demons in me.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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