"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
My cat gives me a boner
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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