I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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