sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Ketchup is God's man juice
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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