She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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