dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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