Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
how does that bad decision feel?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
