Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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