Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
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