The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
