Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
It all started with a game of naked twister.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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