that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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