You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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