i just google imaged poop.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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