Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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