Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I wish I only lived at night.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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