she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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