just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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