got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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