Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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