yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
