found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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