i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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