in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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